You think that just because your heart is innocent and it’s only your shit-taking stance that sometimes embroils you in homoplatonic grab-ass-in-the-loo episodes, that you have no unconscious biases or preferences for Zionist conspiracies? Then test your assumptions (you semite-loving, youth-worshiping, W-hating, self-righteous prig): Implicit Associations Test
And if your results have you wondering why you conform so neatly to affect control theory, you can ask the computer that too.
Mostly, we all just hope that Daisuke Matsuzaka-san earns his pay and doesn’t shame himself and all his fellow countrymen.